I wonder how many times you could get away with "Oh shit, sorry, my bad!" before they catch on. "I could have sworn the safety was on, I just instinctively turned around when I thought corporal dudley called my name." "I know grenades are dangerous but I've always been such a butterfingers."
If they draft me I am throwing the first grenade I see directly at the nearest officer
As soon as they start live fire drills you better believe I'm turning around and blasting whoever's in charge.
I wonder how many times you could get away with "Oh shit, sorry, my bad!" before they catch on. "I could have sworn the safety was on, I just instinctively turned around when I thought corporal dudley called my name." "I know grenades are dangerous but I've always been such a butterfingers."
Corporal? You gotta aim higher, get a real CO behind those crosshairs