Stay vigilant fellow 'pedes.
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you're close: the infiltrators are actually shooting white joggers in the forest with incendiary rounds, who then spontaneously combust due to their greasy American diet
so this is why those spy balloons were surveying US land before, it's all coming together now
Xi was going to invade New Jersey but he got scared because of how many patriots live there so he went to liberal COMMIEfornia.