Being a conservative must be so exhausting. All you do is think about war. Muslims, Chinese, Russians, just kill kill kill.

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    11 days ago

    A great and glorious thing it is
    To learn, for twenty years or so,
    The Lord knows what of that and this,
    Ere reckoned fit to face the foe—
    The flying bullet down the Pass,
    That whistles clear: "All flesh is grass."

    Fuck Kipling and all, but this chagrin is perfect for realizing that your "6'2 corn-fed paratrooper" doesn't do so well when it's not a melee 1v1.

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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      11 days ago

      A skrimish at a border station

      A cantor down some dark defile

      Two thousand pounds of education

      Drops to a ten rupee jezail

      fuck kipling but it's very funny that all these years later the people he was trying to warn with this are still too arrogant to listen

      • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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        11 days ago

        A skirmish on the coast at dawn
        A patrol down a crowded street in Canton
        Two hundred pounds of corn-fed brawn
        Drops to a modded DJI Phantom.