• Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    7 days ago

    Only if we're down to pause and have a minimum 30 minute discussion on if fruit does, in fact, count as an "everybody", and if they do, in fact, expel physical waste in a way we consider "poop".

    I'll be inviting the Fruit Personhood Committee. I expect only respectful refreshments to be provided. No one wants another fruit punch incident.