• Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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    5 hours ago

    I started it up once, got through three novel's worth of text before I even made it down the stairs, and then shut it off because it was either that or put a bat through my screen.

      • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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        edit-2
        3 hours ago

        No it was either shut the game off or destroy my computer; reading a library's worth in text was not an option. If this game got a movie they'd have to have a narrator talking literally the entire runtime of the movie to relate all that info and then have him keep talking through the credits and like many, many hours after the movie's done running and everyone left the theater to convey all that, and then the sequel would just be narrator finishing up what he only just got started doing in the first movie.

        EDIT: Like no really, I wanted to step into the game and batter the main character over the head with a bat and start screaming "shut up shut up shut up"; I ain't playing until they release a 'took his meds' version of the game.

        • bbnh69420 [she/her, they/them]
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          1 hour ago

          Interesting way to interact with media! I hope they release a mentally-stable version of the game so you can play it, because it really is quite an experience