They smelled like beans and mushrooms and when I shook their hand they gave me a small rat and told me it was "one for the road".
They had green skin like a goblin and had a shirt that said "Xi is my god".
I didn't feel safe. Be careful out there, and lock your doors too because I hear they steal your passive income.
DO NOT DO THIS
I learnt the hard way. The rat they gave me ate every bean in my house
I'll take a rat over a snitch
You're saying I DESERVED to be bean ratted?!
Hexbears revealing their HORRIFIC TROLLING METHODS
I unabashedly denounce meeting irl, I care for a lot of you but trust few. This site's history is pockmarked with bad actors, and dedicated ones at that. Just the nature of the internet, don't cross the streams etc
I'll stick to merely supplanting social interaction rather than try actualising it.
Also
(for real folks It's like internet rule 1 to never meet irl, too many creepys out there.)
This rat over here eatin' beans!