This is what capitalists want all computers to be.

Fuck. That's a trip down memory lane. My first roommate got us one of these and set it up to be a voice-mail base station for some fancy cordless phones we got for our apartment So many laughs over that pizza key.

This reminds me a lot of the WebTV box my parents got us in lieu of an actual PC. The specs are laughable now and all I ever remember was how painfully slow it was to load up the simplest of websites. Still, it was pretty exciting to have back then.