I was looking for some more vegan yogurt alternatives at the store yesterday so I decided to try a couple brands I hadn't tried before, mainly the oatmilk variety because all the coconut milk variety were gone. Bought an oatmilk yogurt which was fine if a little bland and bought a cup of Mush.

Feel like I could make it myself in a fraction of the time with significantly better oats, flavor, and experience. It was cold, wet, dissolving oats mixed with a strong vanilla flavor that was overwhelming and by the end I was ready to tap out. Without a better word for it, it was mush. They told me from the very beginning that it was mush and I was surprised when I was eating mush. agony-yehaw

  • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    10 months ago

    A name like that just screams of a shitty Shark Tank product. Funny as a joke nickname, really stupid as the actual name of your product. Anyone who finds it gross will easily remember the name and broadcast how much they didn't like it, just like this.

    They probably aren't vegan (I think they have whey protein) but I've been eating Quaker protein oatmeals for the longest time and they are great. I'm sure there are some sugar alternatives in there but it's about as close to a complete breakfast as you can get in a paper sleeve. They're also bigger than normal instant oatmeal packets so it's more filling. You can probably find a vegan version somewhere that uses plant-based protein.