Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to chapotraphouse • edit-21 year ago[WARNING: LEWD OWL] I've got my thigh on youNSFWimagemessage-square18 fedilinkarrow-up174file-text
arrow-up174image[WARNING: LEWD OWL] I've got my thigh on youNSFWDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to chapotraphouse • edit-21 year agomessage-square18 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear16·1 year agoOk I pull over for this owl flashing it's thigh, c'mere you lil' feller link
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear14·1 year ago You have seduced the owl, and gained access to it's dirt lair, now what? link
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear10·1 year agoYou have recovered 2d4 HP and regained one focus point The Owl approaches with a scroll in it's beak The scroll reads, "Our lands have been parched due to the actions of the Piss Wizzard, will you help to end his reign of urine?" link
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]hexagonhexbear7·edit-21 year agoMake sure rhey have sword insurance, top tier, or else that sword will set them back about 200k link
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear8·1 year agoThat's what the $5.99 is for $5.99 every time it's drawn $2 a swing link
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Ok I pull over for this owl flashing it's thigh, c'mere you lil' feller
You have seduced the owl, and gained access to it's dirt lair, now what?
Take a nap in the dirt
You have recovered 2d4 HP and regained one focus point
The Owl approaches with a scroll in it's beak
The scroll reads, "Our lands have been parched due to the actions of the Piss Wizzard, will you help to end his reign of urine?"
I use the Sword of Capitalism
That costs $5.99
Pay up love
Make sure rhey have sword insurance, top tier, or else that sword will set them back about 200k
That's what the $5.99 is for
$5.99 every time it's drawn
$2 a swing