the cold version of spicy

There are two kinds of people in this world:

1. Chads who use Dr. Bronners for everything

It's not even worth mentioning the second group. Fuck 'em.

places hand over butthole, smiling nervously ‘Yes. I too use this soap for my… “balls”’

The most stolen soap by men.

I used to see them grab it and run out of the store with their hands in their pants.

Nag champa soap tho. Doesn't make you feel like you shoved an icecube up your asshole but smells even nicer.

We just gonna ignore that the caveman has a nail through their bat/club? Talk about an immersion-breaker.

If Francis E. Dec made soap.