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sorry, best I can give you is sleeping 3 hours in 8

Had to look it up, apparently 1 watt is equal to the power of 0.0013410221 horses. From there, you can calculate how many horses the outlet in a given country is worth.

"oh, is dad building an extra closet for random things?" "nope, that's the new solitary confinement cell"

That's actually a pretty elegant solution. A teacher being against something that motivates the kids is a losing battle to begin with. Extending that olive branch stops that bridge from being burned, and there's been all those studies that show prudent use of breaks increase productivity, including outside of that environment

fuck ajit pai

being the chairman of the FCC in the US between 2017 and 2021

I'd listen to what the box tells me, it seems to have its shit together.

"Oh no, he's spying on me. How do I turn this thing off?"

I'll never give up start, but the select button hasn't been used as an actual selector button in decades

the chip shortage probably resulted in that box being half filled too

me, who doesn't care who's to blame, wishing the issue was fixed by anyone

apparently some bumbling buzzy body beelined to beeing unbeelievably grumpbee over the buzz beehind this thread.

I could drone on about their crabbeeness with honeyed words, beecause it's beezarre they don't beehive themselves, but beevity is the soul of wit.

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Captain's Log: It is now minute two of hide and seek. Hunger is starting to set in, and I don't know how much longer I can last before succumbing to starvation. I can only pray the others can find me in time.

paid thinkers when pay2think is invented

https://lemmy.ml/post/2671654

the cold version of spicy

my ancestors watching me open my contacts list because I can't remember a single phone number (they're really invasive ancestors)

"We napped uphill. Both ways."