Ten beers from now I see myself as a corpse, as I look up at it from Hell.

I spent my adult life drinking so hard that I almost died from pancreatitis. Don't be like me. Quit while you can.

Geez you're game, you want to go running the morning after? I think if I tried that they'd eventually find my body by following the vomit trail.

i'll be two hours older, and two hours wiser.

My only beers right now are tripels, so I see myself being asleep.

Lol relevant. Was just thinking I am way too drunk and need to start drinking some water

Right where i am now.

not a beer guy, give me 10 shots 🤙 I like sour beers though

Alcohol is capitalist poison. Join the communist Prohibitionist party!

Bed if I'm lucky

I would literally die, I already got drunk at dragoncon tonight, 10 more beers and I die

Probably shit faced as my highest beer to day ratio was 1 beer a day for a whopping 2 days

Celebrating Christmas. That's how long it takes me to get through 10 beers. I don't drink a lot.

I had 10-ish beers yesterday and I can tell you now: no amount of anything would have granted me the ability to run at this point in time. I actually did consider it yesterday, but that was a completely unrealistic idea. More water earlier on the evening would've helped tho.