Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport... fine I'll show you.
You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!
Where's the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt
I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!
I think there's some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.
I believe you're correct, all 5 pixels of that tp seem to be visible
If you look closely you can see a roll on top of the tank to the left
… something is wrong with you if you get shit all over you when you poop…
If you gotta parkour yourself off the shitter without wiping poop is bound to get places other than your un-wiped anus. Also, diarrhea is a thing. The hershey squirts know no bounds as to where the lingering feces will wind up
Pranking somebody by opening the cellar while they're taking a shit. Good luck leaping back.
when you're dying for a piss
also it's remarkable that the lack of a door on a toilet visible to the hallway isn't even the bad part
At least you can flip down the hatch in front of the toilet and do your business with a relative semblance of safety but those stairs...