Sometimes when you need a plunger, life only gives you a plastic bag.
Sometimes when you need a plunger, life only gives you a plastic bag.
Everybody gangsta until you gotta unclog the toilet
They were jumping beans. Nature's vibrator
I leave the toilet seat in a superposition of up and down. You can't be mad at me
A level 11 wizard could simply cast wall of iron, fabricate, teleport, and telekinesis. It could be done in one day at no cost to the tax payer.
opens up the meat locker
Wheeeeeee!
Mom! Bart's fissioning!
Poor Skim Scott.
Your 15-minutes of post-combat looting recovers...
-ten dice rolls later-
Three arrows, saving you ...
-twenty seconds of math-
0.3 copper!
damn, I thought they were finally breaking ground on the plight of us inmate apparel enthusiasts
I'll be lucky to afford an urn by the time I need it
Can they put him in cryogenic stasis right now?
Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport... fine I'll show you.
Enabling autopilot is committing assault
Hey, if jason wasn't spending $3000 at chili's, who's going to help our teachers make ends meet?
Looks like they fit two discount premium airbnbs into a single shed
Are you kidding? They splurged on an ikea lampshade.
Pool not included. Unrelated, there may be some water damage.
Is it "happy 9/11" or "merry 9/11"?