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  • SerLava [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I'm convinced that adding pineapple makes your recipe rank higher for "Hawaiian" dishes because of the long-standing dumb-dumb correlation between "Hawaiian" and "Pineapple"

    It's hard to find good Hawaiian style recipes because the results are flooded with midwestern moms putting fucking pineapple in shit.

    Edit for an example: https://www.google.com/search?q=hawaiian+style+chili+recipe

    Hawaiian style chili is a thing, it has Portuguese sausage, maybe ginger and soy sauce, otherwise standard ingredients for chili-with-beans. Usually has green bell peppers, kidney beans and chili beans. Sometimes you put mayonnaise in it after serving, which sounds weird, but it's like sour cream only better.

    But all three of the top carousel results are some asshole's fucking chili with PINEAPPLE.

    FOUL.

    This is the real shit: https://mypinterventures.com/hawaiian-chili-copycat-zippys-chili/

      • SerLava [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Yeah it's amazing, I won a chili contest at my work with it a few years back. I usually use poblano peppers for some extra heat and kinda saute all the veggies/beans for 5 mins before adding the sauce. And I use tomato paste instead of ketchup, which people commonly do. Many people also add ginger powder, which is great.

        And it goes really well with white rice. It's kind of meant to go with rice, but I usually skip it because carbs.

        Also garnish with green onions

    • NationalizeMSM [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      I'm sure I'll get downvoted for this. But have you ever had Hawaiian pizza? Pinnapples on pizza? It's literally mixing oil and water because the cheese releases oil and the Pinnapple is watery. I'll never understand that.

      • GottaJiBooUrns [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        and the Pinnapple is watery

        as opposed to the not water-based tomato sauce?

        • SerLava [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          yeah but the tomato sauce is already highly reduced from a raw tomato, unlike a raw pineapple, which is a bag of water

      • SerLava [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Yeah and it's terrible

        invented by a C*n*d**n

      • Moonrise [comrade/them,they/them]
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        4 years ago

        by that logic tomato, onions, peppers, and mushrooms are bad pizza toppings.

        not that it makes pineapple on pizza any better.

        • NPa [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          pizza places putting raw mushrooms on their pizzas makes me irrationally angry. Just cook them off first so they don't weep, you bastards

    • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Sorta related but Hawaiian BBQ is so good. I also never thought I'd like SPAM, just cause of how unappealing it is, but holy shit, when done right it's actually really good