We've got a bunch of new people now so let's bring back a classic post. What low stakes conspiracy theory do you believe that you cannot prove but feels right to you?

I'll start: I believe that dating apps have made a concerted effort to smear in person meeting people and tie it to being "creepy" through social media so you are forced to meet people online(which was the creepy option just 15 years ago)

  • Heikki@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Big foot is real but he likes to fuck you

    Trader Joes pouposely builds thier parking lots small to make them seem more popular than they really are

    Mircle whip is expired mayo. The extra tang flavour os just time

    Ryder, from Paw Patrol, is just Bruce Wayne as a kid. How else do you explain the no parents and huge sums of money to build high-tech compunds/forts accros Adventure Bay and other places.

        • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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          1 year ago

          Do not come.

          It was part of some campaign in support of ICE concentration camps, but people on here jokingly use it in a similar manner to the Volcel Police meme.

          • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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            1 year ago

            Show

            The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

            نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

            volcel-police

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      1 year ago

      always park next to the Trader Joe's parking lot, but never park in it.