What do I do with these pears?

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I got you comrade. These "pears", how pure are they? Are they Colombian-grown "pears" or did "your Mexican friend" give them to you? If you taste one, does it make your tongue go numb? If they're good "pears", you're looking at maybe $30k per kilo.

    • Rodentsteak [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      The pear story does actually include an Afghan connection...