vowseh@lemmy.eco.br to World News@lemmy.ml • 10 months agoYes this year is as hot as you think it isexternal-linkmessage-square14 fedilinkarrow-up1117
arrow-up1117external-linkYes this year is as hot as you think it isvowseh@lemmy.eco.br to World News@lemmy.ml • 10 months agomessage-square14 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareteft@startrek.websitehexbear42·edit-210 months agoAnd yet it will probably be the coolest year for the rest of our lives. linkfedilink
minus-squareaxont [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear5·10 months agoDon't worry, sometimes there will be freak years where ocean currents reverse or something and there are widespread cold snaps and crops die link
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]hexbear4·10 months ago Don't worry, sometimes there will be freak years where ocean currents reverse or something and there are widespread cold snaps and crops die And snowballs will be brought into government buildings to prove it was all a hoax by Big Green Energy. link
minus-squareCatradora_Stalinism [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear5·10 months agobut muh ps5 so shiny and neat link
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]hexbear6·10 months agoE-L-O-N will save humanity by moving the tiniest fraction of it toward a far less inhabitable planet in a highly unsustainable way link
minus-squareCatradora_Stalinism [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear4·10 months ago ah yes the massive effort of colonizing one of the shittiest planets for life will definitely benefit our current situation I am very smart its so annoying link
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]hexbear4·edit-210 months agoThey keep chanting nerd rapture slogans like "HUMANS MUST BECOME AN INTERPLANETARY SPECIES" and "CAN'T HAVE ALL OUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET" and even more culty shit like "SPREAD THE LIGHT OF CONSCIOUSNESS TO THE STARS" until it feels real for them. link
minus-squareCatradora_Stalinism [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear4·10 months agoWe live in the darkest timeline so it'll definitely backfire and they'll start nodding along. link
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]hexbear4·10 months agoThey've been nodding along to nerd rapture fantasies since the late 90s at this point. link
minus-squareCatradora_Stalinism [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear3·10 months agogod I hate the 90s, everything went to shit in the 90s link
And yet it will probably be the coolest year for the rest of our lives.
:(
Don't worry, sometimes there will be freak years where ocean currents reverse or something and there are widespread cold snaps and crops die
And snowballs will be brought into government buildings to prove it was all a hoax by Big Green Energy.![lib-status lib-status](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/471e3e89-0259-4e4a-a0eb-c5c973c10040.png)
but muh ps5 so shiny and neat
E-L-O-N will save humanity by moving the tiniest fraction of it toward a far less inhabitable planet in a highly unsustainable way![galaxy-brain galaxy-brain](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/fa05d4fe-f163-40e0-a03d-912cd48096ad.png)
its so annoying
They keep chanting nerd rapture slogans like "HUMANS MUST BECOME AN INTERPLANETARY SPECIES" and "CAN'T HAVE ALL OUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET" and even more culty shit like "SPREAD THE LIGHT OF CONSCIOUSNESS TO THE STARS" until it feels real for them.
We live in the darkest timeline so it'll definitely backfire and they'll start nodding along.
They've been nodding along to nerd rapture fantasies since the late 90s at this point.
god I hate the 90s, everything went to shit in the 90s
All of my millennial homies hate the 90s.
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