And yet it will probably be the coolest year for the rest of our lives.
E-L-O-N will save humanity by moving the tiniest fraction of it toward a far less inhabitable planet in a highly unsustainable way
ah yes the massive effort of colonizing one of the shittiest planets for life will definitely benefit our current situation I am very smartits so annoying
They keep chanting nerd rapture slogans like "HUMANS MUST BECOME AN INTERPLANETARY SPECIES" and "CAN'T HAVE ALL OUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET" and even more culty shit like "SPREAD THE LIGHT OF CONSCIOUSNESS TO THE STARS" until it feels real for them.
We live in the darkest timeline so it'll definitely backfire and they'll start nodding along.
They've been nodding along to nerd rapture fantasies since the late 90s at this point.
god I hate the 90s, everything went to shit in the 90s
Don't worry, sometimes there will be freak years where ocean currents reverse or something and there are widespread cold snaps and crops die
Don't worry, sometimes there will be freak years where ocean currents reverse or something and there are widespread cold snaps and crops die
And snowballs will be brought into government buildings to prove it was all a hoax by Big Green Energy.
I'm in Florida and it's been fucking hell. Even more so than usual. And now a second hurricane is on the way..
