https://nitter.net/AndrewCurran_/status/1700560929816195452

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    1 year ago

    I could come up with all sorts of innovative ideas. What if dogs could vote? Innovation. What about a toilet you have to put coins in to flush? Innovation. How about a vending machine with equal chances of giving you 0, 1, or 2 of the item you put in? Inno- actually, pretty sure that one exists.

      • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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        1 year ago

        Privatized toilets already exist, but my version is better because anyone can use them even if they don't have money - it only charges you to flush. This could also cut costs on water, making it environmently friendly too eco-porky

        • Hohsia [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          My version will have coins for the door, the toilet and the sink 😌

          True innovation!

          • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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            1 year ago

            Coins for the door both ways, of course - though you can always leave it cracked open if you're short a quarter