[Not the Onion] A Texas town has ~250 people and 50 sworn police officers. They wrote $1+ million tickets last year. Half of the officers had been suspended, demoted or fired from their previous jobs.

InevitableSwing [none/use name] · 1 year ago

[Not the Onion] A Texas town has ~250 people and 50 sworn police officers. They wrote $1+ million tickets last year. Half of the officers had been suspended, demoted or fired from their previous jobs.

duderium [he/him] · 1 year ago

The town is basically an ouraboros human centipede. The town shits into the mouth of the police, which then shits into the mouth of the town. A perfect closed system, a perpetual motion device which is refreshed every now and then by whoever is foolish enough to drive through this place!