You can't make this shit up. They just don't even care any more.

  • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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    10 months ago

    "Look, I know there's an active shooter, but he's - quit screaming, it's so uncouth - but he's a few stores down, judging by the gunfire, and I really NEED to get this watch, so please check me out"