Wait. Is this guy seriously saying that I can’t get laid? “Incredible. I will give you $5000 if you can get some poon tang before January 1st”? Do you have any idea who the fuck you’re talking to? When I got off Tinder because of the fucking quarantine, Tacoma wept. Even ignoring the fact that I have a girlfriend, even if we’re just talking like randos, I’m two hours away right now from being inside someone else. I have two skills -it’s non-monogamy and speaking publicly, okay? Do some fucking research!

  • Fakename_Bill [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    "Haha Tacoma is weepin-"
    BONK
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    "Lol he said the n-word in a stream and-"
    BONK
    You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.

    "lmao remember when he defended pedophilia by saying it wasn't any more exploitative than making laptops-"
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    You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.

    Making a post demanding others stop Vaushposting, and then realizing that you yourself have now Vaushposted
    BONK
    You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.