I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny.

  • sailorfish [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    You should have posted this the same day that the poll showed that this community skews pretty heavily towards men and there was a whole discussion on why that might be the case. It would have made for a funnier struggle session.

    • 21Gramsci [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Comrade, help, I need a link to the original for research purposes

        • 21Gramsci [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Jeez there's even less women than in the last reddit chapo census. Yikes.

          • Grace [she/her]
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            4 years ago

            It's not surprising really. Chapo feels male dominated everywhere. I don't belong here lol.

      • Grace [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        yeah of course but all this shit reminds me too much of real life people who enforced these stereotypes