Chapter 1, Article 1: pee pee poo poo
The four branches of government, Griffindor (executive), Hufflepuff (legislative), Ravenclaw (judicial), and Slytherin (Basilisk/political violence). Slytherin has always won everything up until now, but this election is our chance if you all suck it up and vote Dumbledore.
It's actually surprisingly accurate because the castle has the legacy of a genocidal racist literally built into its foundations, and their society has refused to question or amend decisions made at the creation of the institution to enshrine an evil fascist as an inescapable part of their systems.
A person who was not a complete muppet could have done something interesting with those books. There's a clever critique literally right beneath the surface if JK weren't such a lib.
