- Shmyt [he/him,any]·4 years ago
- Fake bilingual country: only NB is actually bilingual, everywhere else only cares if its on a food label or a government building
- Fake equality: go visit a nearby Res and tell me the first nationa haven't been fucked over for centuries
- Fake polite: no one cares about people they don't know, they just say sorry and use their manners because its a reflex; shit goes out the window in seconds if theres a power imbalance or if biases are challenged
- Fake accent: no area has a consistent accent, let alone a national one, but every Canadian who gets out adopts a weird blend that just sort of sounds like Toronto's without any local slang