These old pulp novels make lesbians out to be so rad.

I remember this one! Strange Aeons did a dramatic reading: https://youtube.com/watch?v=u5BtLfn9-dM&si=hp-7KShs9fNOPIro

I'm Satan's well-groomed beard.

I could live my whole life and not be half as cool as right wing fever dreams.

I'm Satan watching with absolute delight