• ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 year ago

    I can 100% guarantee that Elon would try to make his own suicide device and it would fail to kill him, he would claim he did it on purpose as a big brain way of getting out of the suicide pact when in reality his schematics were off

    • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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      1 year ago

      Ok, hear me out

      One of those dildo machines

      Replace dildo with katana

      Replace butthole or other bodily orifices with Elon's belly