• kristina [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    sorry kids im 800 years old and momma needs a shower/sauna hybrid to function as a living being. maybe pull yourself up by your bootstraps and stop using water on your golf course thats the size of the moon?

      • kristina [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        looks like youre just gonna have to desiccate your body and sequester its carbon into the ground sweaty, industrial misuse of water is a good thing angel-biblical-shh