Like, do you get stat boosts?

A friend of mine says there's prostitutes in the game, do they make comments or something?

If I was in charge, and your character had a penis, Keanu would say this to you verbatim somewhere in the game.

  • quartz [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    I fucking hate these god damn men making videogames. Scissoring! It's always scissoring!!! Do gay men often just bump their assholes together?? Do straight people just walk in a straight line until their crotches kiss! Who, on the regular, actually fucking scissors is a mystery to me! I've violated the precepts of the Volcel Pledge enough times to know that you try scissoring because it's ALL bourgeois media talks about lesbians doing, then you stop, because it's weird and not that hot! Like having sex when your head's in a jar, your face is a million miles away! You can't kiss

    :deeper-sadness:

    • post_trains [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Do straight people just walk in a straight line until their crotches kiss?

      Wait. All the other ones are apparently wrong ... are you telling me the mystical dance of linear seduction I’ve been doing all this time is also wrong?