Like, do you get stat boosts?
A friend of mine says there's prostitutes in the game, do they make comments or something?
If I was in charge, and your character had a penis, Keanu would say this to you verbatim somewhere in the game.
Pretty sure vocal pitch dictates gender in the game. Which is...uhh...fuckin' dumb, but whatever, I guess.
i mean i guess in the future voice change surgery is so cheap everyone can get it easily? idfk
It would have been trivial to just, ya know, let you pick your pronouns? But I guess that was a step to far for them 🙄
Probably just locked in the voice lines and realized they weren’t going to go back and redo them with alternate pronouns so they said fuck it and cut corners by just tying the lines to voice actor
no, there is a gender selection, but it is only male/female, vocal pitch does nothing
Romance is determined by assigned gender, vocal pitch is pronouns, I think
That must have been added in an update because it was definitely based on vocal pitch when I started.
I'm not interested in playing it until your character can have more than one penis
I get a flash of dong sometimes when I change my pants. Never happened to me before in a game. It's pretty innovative.
Triple A polish is when you see a penis and the horse does plops occasionally. This is a very important allocation of dev time, please stop emailing upper management about this.
It does literally nothing. Well, except for every time you switch clothing it flashes you, for some reason? I love switching out my pants and seeing a dick flop for literally no reason at all lmao, so pointless
Not that I've seen, romance options are based on your voice. But Keanu does say at one point: "You're a lot like me... missing the quite impressive cock, of course."
Based on my research, I think he says that even if you have a maxed-out monster horse cock.
If this game was really about customization, you'd not only have that option, but you'd also get to specify flared or unflared.
Not as far as I could tell, but I never visited any of the "joytoys" (prostitutes) and if you take off all your clothes, you're still wearing shorts in game and only the character screen when you pause shows your hog.
yeah i played through probably 70% of the game completely nude. no one will ever comment on it. i attended a very serious funeral nude. after that i put some clothes on because nothing would top that
yeah, i also found it extremely disappointing. there are a lot of compatibility problems with the clothes, there are a lot of problems finding clothes that actually go together well, there are a lot of problems trying to find the style of clothes you want even if you're actively seeking out clothing stores, because for some reason the clothing stores are all randomized.
just another way the game was unfinished. they could've had such cool character customization with more time to work on it
As far as i'm aware the only thing actually affected by your genitals is a character making fun of V if they have a circumsized penis .
In a main mission a Vodoo Boy scans you and makes a comment about V's penis.
I replayed the mission and have found out I am very dumb. Apparently he asks if your "Chrome" is from Victor, I misheard that as "Crum" (penis) like from Borat . So he doesn't make fun of your penis, he makes fun of your body mods and I misheard the accent. My bad everyone.
i'd make fun of a circumsizedd penis in 2077 too ngl
like cyborgs are even real
I fucking hate these god damn men making videogames. Scissoring! It's always scissoring!!! Do gay men often just bump their assholes together?? Do straight people just walk in a straight line until their crotches kiss! Who, on the regular, actually fucking scissors is a mystery to me! I've violated the precepts of the Volcel Pledge enough times to know that you try scissoring because it's ALL bourgeois media talks about lesbians doing, then you stop, because it's weird and not that hot! Like having sex when your head's in a jar, your face is a million miles away! You can't kiss
:deeper-sadness:
Do straight people just walk in a straight line until their crotches kiss?
Wait. All the other ones are apparently wrong ... are you telling me the mystical dance of linear seduction I’ve been doing all this time is also wrong?
Scissoring with a penis is fun and cool. Just works a bit different.
whole game is a publicity stunt. Its a first person game with character customization for christ sake
I heard you get roasted by some characters if you are circumcised. Very antisemitic if you ask me.
lmao, in a world where people tear off the entire front of their skulls to replace them with shiny robot lights, and replace their dicks with pneumatic dildos, you're saying people dunk on missing foreskins
There's 3 sizes and 2 different style of dick in the character creator you peasant.
Cyberskunk and it's mids and seeds you chain smoke in back to back doinks
I heard Panam won't romance a male V with a vulva, and River won't romance a female V with a dick (he's a cop, so who the fuck cares, do something better with your time). Judy has no problem with girl dick and Kerry has no problem with boy pussy.
marketing to make people think there would be insane levels of customization
