Time to be polymorphed, mortal.
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Cat please, I just want to be warm and sleep for 80% of the day
Excellent. Keep me well fed and entertain me with a feather on the end of a stick and you shall be rewarded with purrs. Fail in your duties and I will wake you at 3:46 in the morning and knock down everything on every shelf in your wizard castle
all i'm hearing is that you don't have an enchanted milk stream for your cats
are you even a wizard or are you some sort of conjurer
