P̴i̸x̶e̶l̶l̸e̴3̸D̵.̸e̵x̴e̶@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year agoLook, it was a process ok?trashimagemessage-square19 fedilinkarrow-up1304
arrow-up1304imageLook, it was a process ok?trashP̴i̸x̶e̶l̶l̸e̴3̸D̵.̸e̵x̴e̶@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year agomessage-square19 Commentsfedilink
minus-squarenotabot@lemm.eehexbear8·1 year agoI tried that once. Came down in the morning to find it had vanished from my driveway. My main consolation is they would have ended up upside-down in a ditch if they tried to corner too fast. linkfedilink
minus-squarealcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]hexbear4·1 year agoSee, that's because your car was still too nice. Once your engine has sheered off 90% of the flywheel's teeth and it takes an average of 7 tries to start, anyone's gonna assume it doesn't start. link
minus-squarenotabot@lemm.eehexbear3·1 year agoHa! Fair enough. I suppose that would make it even less appealing. linkfedilink
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]hexbear2·1 year agoNo one ever stole Ricky's Shitmobile, no matter how far it wandered out of Sunnyvale Trailer Park, collecting more damage along the way. link
I tried that once. Came down in the morning to find it had vanished from my driveway. My main consolation is they would have ended up upside-down in a ditch if they tried to corner too fast.
See, that's because your car was still too nice.
Once your engine has sheered off 90% of the flywheel's teeth and it takes an average of 7 tries to start, anyone's gonna assume it doesn't start.
Ha! Fair enough. I suppose that would make it even less appealing.
No one ever stole Ricky's Shitmobile, no matter how far it wandered out of Sunnyvale Trailer Park, collecting more damage along the way.