• notabot@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    I tried that once. Came down in the morning to find it had vanished from my driveway. My main consolation is they would have ended up upside-down in a ditch if they tried to corner too fast.

    • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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      1 year ago

      See, that's because your car was still too nice.

      Once your engine has sheered off 90% of the flywheel's teeth and it takes an average of 7 tries to start, anyone's gonna assume it doesn't start.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        No one ever stole Ricky's Shitmobile, no matter how far it wandered out of Sunnyvale Trailer Park, collecting more damage along the way. think-about-it