I don’t really mind Amber or Will either

Oh to be clear, I am not one to hate. But I will rank my love

but Amber can lay down the obvious hot take

It's all part of her role as the Pragmatic Idealist

will can be a bit of a snob occasionally

That hipster cred secures his place as the everyman

Virgil has always been the snarky third wheel

Which would be the best I could ever possibly do