• Maoo [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      I'm a n-torus and don't you forget it! (Mouth, nostrils, butt).

  • Lurker123 [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Me petting a cow: “wow haha, it’s almost like I’m touching a giant squishy eyeball.”

    Cow: “I am just a normal cow.”

    Me: “you are just a normal cow.”

    Cow: “good, now walk away and tell nobody this happened.”

    So cooky, those cows!