Isn't that wild? And we're "evil" according to the rest of the internet. Love y'all.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    I have some very wealthy distant biological relatives, and they're pleased to invite me over to their estates, fancy functions and pompous expensive restaurant and wine tasting outings, but apart from the culinary dabbing and "advice" and life changing epiphany stories of triumph over mild failson adversity, they will never give actual money. Ever. capitalist-laugh

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      10 months ago

      My wealthy relatives are literally the same. Except they won't even have more over to functions they hate my guts lmao

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        I think mine hate me too, but in a rich asshole passive-aggressive way where they want me as a compare-contrast presence so they can feel richer and better about themselves.

    • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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      10 months ago

      Rich relatives? Hexbear, get the Kulak stalin-shining

      Also yeah, one of my parent's friends is really rich (like owns an actual factory rich) and she always does that smug thing where they're like "oh I worked so hard to get where I am, you shouldn't be so lazy." Motherfucker, you only own that factory because your friend who owned it wanted to retire so they sold you and your husband the shares to the company maddened

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        Rich relatives? Hexbear, get the Kulak

        Does it count if those rich relatives never, ever give you a cent and only want to wine and dine you to mock your poverty? lea-sweat