UlyssesT [he/him] to ttrpg • 9 months agoWhen the DM is about to invite players in for character creation in a new campaign but has no idea that the group has already planned a party theme.imagemessage-square30 fedilinkarrow-up165file-text
arrow-up165imageWhen the DM is about to invite players in for character creation in a new campaign but has no idea that the group has already planned a party theme.UlyssesT [he/him] to ttrpg • 9 months agomessage-square30 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
One time, it was halflings. All halflings. Pipes and breakfasts and gardening small-talk, all the time.
minus-squareFourteenEyes [he/him]hexbear8·9 months agoA proper DM does not allow the PCs to just sit around. Send in some ninjas with Chekov's Gun. I DM for my enjoyment as much as the players' link
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]hexagonhexbear8·9 months agoExactly my point. A proper DM will make sure a fantasy Mr. Lahey and fantasy Randy show up and call in the heavies. link
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]hexagonhexbear4·9 months agoRoll a saving throw against Greasiness and another against Fuckery. Also Ricky rolled another 1 on his driving check because the ShitMobile has disadvantage. link
A proper DM does not allow the PCs to just sit around. Send in some ninjas with Chekov's Gun. I DM for my enjoyment as much as the players'
Exactly my point. A proper DM will make sure a fantasy Mr. Lahey and fantasy Randy show up and call in the heavies.
Sicko DMs:
[ROLLING DICE] 
Roll a saving throw against Greasiness and another against Fuckery. Also Ricky rolled another 1 on his driving check because the ShitMobile has disadvantage.