Even the curtains in your own house didn't materialize there. Someone made them, someone bought them, someone decided to put them up in that particular way in that particular window. That says something about society, and the person who put them up, and if that isn't you then it also says something about you for not replacing them and choosing to live there!

And on top of all of those real world things, the author decided to specifically mention them! I guess they just like having carpal tunnel from writing completely meaningless information