I hate that these are real. I checked. I regret.

Geez, it's about time you guys offered me a seat. I've been waiting here for almost 9 minutes...

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

nanny pelosi

She’s gonna hit her husband with that hammer!

That doesn't look like her at all. That face rings a bell though... like an actress. Andie mcdowell? No... do y'all see what I'm talking about? Who does that look like?

Has she made her haters her waiters at the table of success?

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