Be in the owning class.
It's a cheat code to a work-free life.
Slaveowners don't want you to know their 1 quick trick to not working
You too can live a rich and luxurious lifestyle by collecting rents from other people!
Oh cool. How can I get in on this parasitism? I'm so excited to become a member of the leisure class.
Simple. Just subscribe to our premium newsletter, send us a consulting fee every month, and purchase mortgage products that kick us back a referral fee.
I can't wait to be rich! I'm going to give you all my money!
The key to success in ameriKKKa: scam the fuck out of other people, a loser is born every day!
The losers have less life expectancy so they don't matter!
Especially if the laws are made and paid-to-be-made by octagenarians.
I hope this guys great great grandkids get to talk about how the ghost of Mao tortured him and his family had to flee to some small island where all the capitalists live now. such a lovely dream
