• zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    1 year ago

    You too can live a rich and luxurious lifestyle by collecting rents from other people!

    Oh cool. How can I get in on this parasitism? I'm so excited to become a member of the leisure class.

    Simple. Just subscribe to our premium newsletter, send us a consulting fee every month, and purchase mortgage products that kick us back a referral fee.

    I can't wait to be rich! I'm going to give you all my money!

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      The losers have less life expectancy so they don't matter!

      Especially if the laws are made and paid-to-be-made by octagenarians.

  • Antiwork [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    I hope this guys great great grandkids get to talk about how the ghost of Mao tortured him and his family had to flee to some small island where all the capitalists live now. such a lovely dream