There was a guy, he worked in second best, I always called him number two. Dover was always the number two. The number two doorbell factory in the entire state. He came into work one day and he said “I don’t want to be number two anymore.” so, I went up and said “alright. well... and... your, your not... if... Next time you’re coming into work you’ll work on the unemployment line, jack.” And he said “man, that’s not fair,” but they got rid of him. And the thing. Is. The. The thing you gotta realize is. That guy went on, and he invested in Microsoft. He invent.. he invented in all of these companies like Google, uh google chrome, Firefox, Netscape, all these great American companies we know now that are as synonymous with the United States as you know the applejacks or anything like that. The thing is, one day, he woke up with a gas leak in his house, and he died, he died in 1975 and that’s why we gotta do what we gotta do.
This is Chapo, beginning of episode 372