INGREDIENTS

  • 1 loaf of bread
  • 4 Tbsp butter
  • 2 Tbsp olive oil
  • 3 cloves garlic
  • 1/4 cup fresh parsley

INSTRUCTIONS

  • Stir together the butter, olive oil, garlic, chopped parsley, and a pinch of salt until relatively smooth.
  • Spread the garlic butter mixture evenly over the open surfaces of the bread.
  • Bake the bread for 10-15 minutes.
  • Once complete you will have all that you need to be happy.

Aro gang rise up. :elmofire:

  • BiSquared [any]
    ·
    4 years ago

    I followed the recipe and still have nobody who loves me. WTF is this all I need to be happy shit

  • Wmill [he/him]
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    edit-2
    4 years ago

    This looks delicious. Can't wait to bite into some and then garlic the crumbs off my plate. Hope you were bready for that pun or at least find my jokes in good taste.

    spoiler

    Just woke up from my nap. Saw someone make the pun I wanted to make already. But seriously hope you have a good one and are happy by yourself. I'm not aro but just single, Valentine's day is 😐 for me. :flag-aromantic-pride: :heart-sickle:

    • TransComrade69 [she/her,ze/hir]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago
      self-love talk

      Don't let it be 😐 for you! Love yourself and treat yourself to your favorite dish and a bubble bath! Angel hair alfredo, garlic bread, a tall glass of pinot noir followed shortly by a tall glass of a nice imperial IPA, and a lemonade scented bath bomb all the way for me! Self-love is so important and it's okay to do something truly for you! ❤️

      • Phish [he/him, any]
        ·
        4 years ago

        That sounds like such a great night... Gonna have to plan myself a nice meal, eat an edible, tap into some of the excellent new beer I picked up this week, and watch the dumbest goddamn movie I can find. It's self-love time.

      • Wmill [he/him]
        ·
        4 years ago

        Realizations and plans. Don't tell no one.

        spoiler

        Your right! Don't have much to work with but could see about treating myself. Wine, chocolates, and strawberry pancakes sound pretty good. Even if it's wine I stored in a plastic bottle, m&ms, and the strawberry fermenting a bit lol. Was also given a cool link to watch star trek for the first time so that'll be fun. Gonna see about making that day special for me.

        • TransComrade69 [she/her,ze/hir]
          hexagon
          ·
          edit-2
          4 years ago

          FUCK YEAH! That sounds so fun! Take pride in enjoying your own company! I can't wait to travel again so I can take myself on more dates, tbh. Def make a special evening of it, friend. ❤️

          • Wmill [he/him]
            ·
            edit-2
            4 years ago

            Thanks I will, good luck on your travels and take care comrade :heart-sickle: and this :trans-heart: oh also this :flag-aromantic-pride: I

            I didn't want to keep my support for my trans and aro comrades a secret so no spoilers.

  • wantonviolins [they/them]
    ·
    4 years ago

    it would probably help if you have either room-temperature or melted butter, and fresh garlic

    • wantonviolins [they/them]
      ·
      4 years ago

      if you eat a lot of raw garlic the only thing you'll feel is pure vitality coursing through your whole body