• blobjim [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Pretty sure you're supposed to use your complimentary standard issue speedboat, or a giant ladder. This is probably better in terms of water use than an equivalent number of backyard swimming pools though isn't it? Actually, you probably can't swim in there due to the number of hooligan boaters in close proximity. And also it's Florida so maybe animals.