If it happens (highly unlikely, the jury is still out on whether water even exists or not) people can just sell their houses and move somewhen else.
I... what? It's all single family housing. It's all suburbs wtf. And those are all manmade canals wtf
Not only are these manmade canals, the shit they dug out of many of these canals was used to build much of the land you see houses on
Humans: Can I have space-filling curve?
Nature: For efficient usage of memory storage?
Humans [Lying] : Yes.
Cape coral has nothing on Weston. 26.100550,-80.392051
Zoom out and look around
Ya, maybe edit and delete the Google Map. I spent 20 minutes looking through kiw1f@rms dot net, and I was literally depressed at how much they hated us and wanted to dox us.
Nothing like walking an hour to get to your neighbors house for some shitty casserole.
Walking to my neighbor’s house
This legitimately made me angrier than I’ve been in at least a week.
I'm so happy I dont have whatever brainworms inhabit the people that think Florida is a good place to move to. If I want somewhere that's sunny and warm I'll take the wildfires, earthquakes, landslides, and tsunamis of the west coast, tyvm
Pretty sure you're supposed to use your complimentary standard issue speedboat, or a giant ladder. This is probably better in terms of water use than an equivalent number of backyard swimming pools though isn't it? Actually, you probably can't swim in there due to the number of hooligan boaters in close proximity. And also it's Florida so maybe animals.
I spent some time there as a child. It is quite literally all old people. Its hot. There are few trees, and lots of concrete and asphalt. It will not be missed.
What in the fuck.
The loss of Florida will be a net gain for humanity.
I used to live in the San Francisco area, and I thought Foster City was bad. Jesus christ, this is like that several times over.
