These are useful for sneaking alcohol onto cruise ships.

Or maybe you don't give a shit about what you're "known as"?

Or maybe the intention is that no one sees you drinking out of it?

Maybe you just want to avoid paying the completely unjustified scam 1000% markup for drinks at venues?

I'd use that shit as my water bottle just to make the world a more awkward place.

You are the Lemmy comedian of the day.