So a friend challenged me to write antifa erotica and I wanna go full throttle. To do this, I need your help chapos. I need your SEXIEST theory quotes which I will shoehorn in through the situations our heroes find themselves in. The more suggestive, the better.
Working title: Molotov Cocktease
NOBODY CUM! THIS IS THE VOLCEL POLICE!
You appear to be creating anti volcel propaganda. We require you to either cease immediately, or turnover the propaganda once completed so that it can be used as training material for the other officers. Think carefully, pervert.
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Put your jars away, we concede this round. Don't think you'll get so lucky next time :volcel-judge:
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How can it be voluntary celibacy if you keep policing it you silly
The volcel police failed to consider the definition of voluntary