Comedy is now legal on twitter

:volcel-judge:

Nobody needs to jerk off, keep those hands away from the danger zones :volcel-judge:

Catastrophic levels of horny detected, officers are moving in :volcel-judge:

Yeah we're going to have to bring you in for this :volcel-judge:

It's time we stepped in :volcel-judge:

:volcel-judge:

That's your fault for using reddit

Some perverts just couldn't control themselves, and now they've ruined it for everyone. Sorry, but we don't make the rules :volcel-judge:

We're on the scene, but just as a matter of principle. Just doing the rounds. Making sure everyone's behaving :volcel-judge:

Tumblr was right to ban porn :volcel-judge:

Bustin' criminal perverts, you mean? :volcel-judge:

All

Cops

Are

Bee-allergic

Every anglo is a sick pervert, they are the natural enemy of the volcel police :volcel-judge:

Stealing? Based

Porn? :volcel-judge:

They have authority here and will be respected!

Edit: Shit

Look we've got a basically 0% success rate, this was a good attempt for us :volcel-judge:

All officers, converge on this location! We might actually be able to stop this one! :volcel-judge:

If you can uphold your oath, your oath will be upheld for you. A volcel officer is en route to yohr location. Apologies for the delay, we are severely underfunded :volcel-judge:

We have one down at the station, how about you visit and we can give you a tour of our cells? :volcel-judge: