Half way through the book the wall collapses, and having no job, he shoots David Bowie in Berlin after discovering he has underage groupies. The rest of the book is him being put on trial with all the teenagers and real life musicians he beat up testifying against him.
Oh fuck no, the old people in the Soviet Union were absolutely right to hate rock and roll and blue jeans. Shit is corrosive towards the soul.
Damn when did we start siding with the Moral Majority
true. After The Revolution the only music allowed by the state will be free jazz and wall noise, and the only clothing will be latex bodysuits, bolo ties, and religious garb.
if i can't wear a baggy utility jumpsuit after the revolution whats even the point? i guess i can deal with the religious garb thing, i love robes.
Baggy utility jumpsuits are actually really cool and I want me.
We should return to tunics as the main garment. Trousers are just PPE for horseriding.
Tunics are awesome. they're like t-shirts if t-shirts weren't shit.
Can't ever trust a guy in a tunic.
let them cook
blue jeans are at least corrosive to the balls, who tf puts a huge rough thick seam right there
also corrosive to hip mobility, never try to do parkour in jeans.
Who? I do. I do it for fashion, and because because I'm used to it and honestly don't know what other pants to buy. But it does suck.
Ok could you like actually explain why then
no that's silly. Rock and roll is literally just a way of structuring the beat of a song. It makes just as much sense to say doo wop is corrosive towards the soul
Besides nobody listens to that shit anymore.
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I see your point, comrade. We must unleash the terrorsphere on the rock and roll hall of fame.