In that case I have good news for you: the Gospel of Matthew is not really written by an author called Matthew. It's by an anonymous author and much later attributed to a guy called Matthew.
Sure, there is a chance that the anonymous author was also called Matthew but I think it's small enough for you and all the other Matthew-phobes who downvoted my comment to undo your misdeeds and seek redemption.
Your comment has more downvotes than the post, which I think is actually primarily downvoted because people don't think it qualifies as me_irl. So I suspect it's just the strong (often thoughtless) antireligious sentiment around here. I guess that it's pretty inherent to social media that people refuse to think.
I don't think people understood the joke...
Or they don't like the anti weapon message, we'll never know
I HATE people named MATTHEW >:C
In that case I have good news for you: the Gospel of Matthew is not really written by an author called Matthew. It's by an anonymous author and much later attributed to a guy called Matthew.
Sure, there is a chance that the anonymous author was also called Matthew but I think it's small enough for you and all the other Matthew-phobes who downvoted my comment to undo your misdeeds and seek redemption.
I'm gonna go back in time and MAKE SURE.
But don't kill him, even if he is called M*tthew! For all we know he could be your grandfather.
Your comment has more downvotes than the post, which I think is actually primarily downvoted because people don't think it qualifies as me_irl. So I suspect it's just the strong (often thoughtless) antireligious sentiment around here. I guess that it's pretty inherent to social media that people refuse to think.